The Glamorous Life of an Invisalign Adult

They told me adulting was about taxes and 401(k)s. Nobody warned me it would be about carrying tiny plastic toothbrushes in every handbag I own.

• Travel-Size Toothpaste Hoard – I am single-handedly keeping the travel aisle at Target in business. https://amzn.to/3V7sRo9 

• Mini Floss Picks – These are now my love language. If you find one in your couch cushions, you’re welcome. https://amzn.to/3K65okT

• Aligner Case Collection – I have one for the car, one for the office, one in my purse — I’m basically a Pokémon trainer but for spit trays. https://amzn.to/4nCnOs7

• Clear Speech Problems & Lots of Mouthwash – Yes, I sound like a Bond villain for the first 30 minutes after I put in a new tray. No, I will not be taking questions. Also, don't put your trays in Listerine they will turn the color of a Smurf (not the Lady from Animal Kingdom Series) in about 1 minute https://amzn.to/46npte6

• Hyper-Specific Meal Planning – My life is a series of 22-hour fasting windows interrupted by frantic taco consumption.

• Boka Toothpaste - https://amzn.to/4pcxr20
• Invisalign Whitener - https://amzn.to/4pkLdjf
• Invisalign Cleaning Crystals - Do not put your Invisalign back in without rinsing first - trust me ewwww. https://amzn.to/466GFFL

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